No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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