Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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