We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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