honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
oh yeah. preciate
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.