I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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