This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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