The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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