Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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