Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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