My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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