I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This is not my ceiling
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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