Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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