Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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