I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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