awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
