That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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