before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
