no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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