so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
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I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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