Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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