I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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