i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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