No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...