If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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