Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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