ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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