When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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