I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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