i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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