Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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