FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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