What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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