Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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