Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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