You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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