How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
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I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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