Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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