stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
where does the pee come out of this thing
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Your cock deserves a montage
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"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx