whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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