Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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