he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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