Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
a search helicopter?!
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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