WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
I'm going back tonight
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.