so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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I just blew my weed a kiss
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.