$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
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I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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