Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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