she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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