our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i dont even know how to be here
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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