Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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