STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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