capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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