i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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