I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
why do cheetos always look like penises
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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