I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize
